1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,256 - Okay. - Come on, no peeking. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:11,343 Our eyes are closed, and we're about to cross the street. Very good. 3 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,303 Okay. Open up. 4 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:22,604 What do you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchen van. 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,774 Yeah, it's for our catering business. 6 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,985 - Oh. - I think I know that girl. 7 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,699 - We're not gonna keep it this way, though. - No? 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,910 We're gonna paint over the sword and replace it with a baguette. 9 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,746 Oh. 10 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:42,166 Um, also, we don't know what to do with this. 11 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,212 Oh, yeah, I definitely know her. 12 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,308 Remember that guy from cooking school that put cilantro in everything? 13 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,310 - Oh, sure, Cilantro Larry. - Yeah. 14 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:47,606 Well, I'm gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter. 15 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:52,611 Wow. Monica, what an amazing opportunity to influence... 16 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,321 ...dozens of people. 17 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,159 What about our catering business? 18 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,161 Oh, no, no, it's just one night a week. 19 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,956 Plus, I get to take all of you out for free dinners. 20 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,290 - Hey. - Oh. 21 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,542 Well, in that case: 22 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,006 - That was me hopping on board. - Oh. 23 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:18,011 Hey, guys. Hey, Ross. Quick question for you. 24 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,680 Are you ready to party? 25 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,559 I don't know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers. 26 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:27,855 But there's this thing about bumblebees on the Discovery Channel. 27 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:33,235 No, no, no, I don't think you heard me. Are you ready to party? 28 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,530 No. 29 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,866 Gandalf? Gandalf is coming to town? 30 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,160 Kathy's with her parents, I have nothing to do. 31 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,704 Tomorrow we are partying with Gandalf, dude. 32 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,625 Dude, we are so gonna party. Yeah. 33 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,669 Wow, okay. Dude alert. 34 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,173 And who is this guy? 35 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:58,594 Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson. Only, like, the funnest guy in the world. 36 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,387 I'm gonna call and get off work tomorrow. 37 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,724 Oh. I'm gonna call after you. 38 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,852 This is gonna be so cool. Dude, we never party anymore. 39 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,271 Whoo! 40 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,275 All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van? 41 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,613 What do you mean, we never have fun? You have fun with me. 42 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:21,909 Remember the time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book? 43 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:28,207 Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandalf is like the party wizard. 44 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:32,002 - Well, why do you call him Gandalf? - Gandalf the wizard. 45 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,715 Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? 46 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,760 No, I had sex in high school. 47 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:50,520 Oh. Uh, Joanna? I was wondering if I could ask you something. 48 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,398 There's an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss... 49 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,609 Okay, but that would be a step down for me. 50 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,237 No, actually, I meant for me. 51 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,948 The hiring committee is meeting people all day and... 52 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:06,119 Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but I guess you can't stay my assistant forever. 53 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,206 Neither can you, Sophie, but for different reasons. 54 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,126 I'm so glad you don't have a problem with this. 55 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,629 If you did, I wouldn't have considered applying. 56 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,838 Really? In that case... 57 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,216 And that's why I'm so glad there's no problem. 58 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:23,845 Yeah, it's fine. I'm on the hiring committee, so there'll be one friendly face. 59 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,430 Oh, that's great. 60 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,183 - You know, Junior Miss is where I started. - Really? 61 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,603 I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job. 62 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,233 - Really? - No. Ha, ha. 63 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,985 Yeah. 64 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,697 - I mean, no. No, no, no. Ha, ha. - No. Ha, ha. 65 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:45,200 I'm sure with your qualifications, you won't need to sleep with some guy. 66 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,410 Oh. Ha, ha. 67 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,704 Although, uh, I might need some convincing. 68 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,916 - Um... Oh. - Kidding. Ha, ha. 69 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,254 - God, I feel wild today. - Aah! 70 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:05,679 Oh, man, I am so excited, I may vomit. 71 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,600 Will you calm down? He's just a human guy. 72 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,562 Look, you don't understand. Gandalf is amazing. 73 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,355 You never know what's gonna happen. 74 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:19,985 You go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia. 75 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,779 - Really? - Oh, yeah, it's beautiful country up there. 76 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,198 Hey. Okay. 77 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:30,203 I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snakebite kit. 78 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,040 It's not gonna be exactly like last time. 79 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,043 All right, I'll see you guys. 80 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,837 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 81 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,882 I have an audition, but I'll hook up with you later. 82 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,884 - Where you gonna be around noon? - Heh. 83 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,178 Somewhere maybe along the equator? 84 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,848 Okay. 85 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,643 Hello? 86 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:54,978 It's Gandalf. 87 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,775 So are you in town? 88 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,445 Oh, well... 89 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,073 Well, maybe next time, then. 90 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,033 What happened? 91 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,285 He's not gonna make it. He's stuck in Chicago. 92 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,787 Oh, man. 93 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,623 Chicago's so lucky. 94 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:19,294 Stupid, useless Canadian money. 95 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,803 You have a very impressive résumé, Ms. Green. 96 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:32,307 I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system. 97 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,975 Thank you. 98 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:38,105 Filing system? Oh, you mean those little colored labels you put on all the folders? 99 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:41,650 It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets. 100 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:46,279 Well, they, uh... They did more than that. 101 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:50,492 I notice that you've been entrusted with a lot of important responsibilities. 102 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:55,163 Yes. Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me. 103 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:59,126 Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible at getting my morning bagel. 104 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,920 It's amazing how she gets it right almost every time. 105 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,383 Of course, I have more responsibilities than that. 106 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:12,139 Oh, yes, of course. There's the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once. 107 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,642 That's, uh, very good. 108 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,854 Now, a big part of this job... 109 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:22,941 ...is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers. 110 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,652 - Yes, I realize... - Rachel shouldn't have any problem. 111 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,531 Her only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean. 112 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,409 I love working with designers. 113 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,704 With them, under them, what's the difference, eh, Rach? 114 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,628 Hey. My first review is out. 115 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,548 Oh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter. 116 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,010 Ah. These used to keep me so warm. 117 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,054 - All right, look, I'm on the back page. - Ooh. Oh! 118 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:57,434 Okay. "Would I go back to Allesandro's? Sure, but I would have to order two meals. 119 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:01,188 One for me, and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." 120 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,316 Wow, you really laid into this place. 121 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,652 Hey, they don't pay me a penny a word to make friends. 122 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,323 Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy who could fix up the van for catering. 123 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,700 - Oh. You want me to go with you? - No, no, it's okay. 124 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,578 But are we sure we don't want the waterbed? 125 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,290 - Haven't we made this decision? - Yeah, all right. 126 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,543 - Bye. - Bye. 127 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,884 Who is it? 128 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,845 It's Allesandro, from Allesandro's. 129 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,515 Oh, my God. 130 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,935 - I wanna talk to you about your review. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 131 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,312 Call me on the phone. 132 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,357 What, so you can hang up on me? 133 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,276 I'm never gonna let you up, so you may as well just go away. 134 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,653 Just give me a chance to... 135 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,113 Do you need to get in? Here you go. 136 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,324 - No, Phoebe! - Oh, hey, Monica. 137 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:04,543 I want a retraction. Our food is not "inedible swill." 138 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,752 I couldn't eat it. 139 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,422 I have five friends who couldn't eat it, and one of them eats books. 140 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,009 Well, our service is not "grossly incompetent." 141 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:16,304 The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants. 142 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,351 Well, you said that we accept the Discover Card... 143 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,937 ...which we do not. 144 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,815 All right, that I'll retract. 145 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,193 But I stand by my review. I know food, and that wasn't it. 146 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,737 Your marinara sauce tastes like tomato juice. 147 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,865 You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. 148 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,368 Hey, I'm proud of that sauce. It's delicious. 149 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,953 Oh, my God. 150 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,914 You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good? 151 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,207 Where are you even from? 152 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,752 Lebanon. 153 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,171 Hand me those tomatoes. 154 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:53,842 I'm gonna show you what it should taste like. Come on, hand them to me. 155 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:58,513 How long is this gonna take? I got another critic I gotta go yell at. 156 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,814 Ahem. Uh, Joanna, I wanna talk about that interview. 157 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,233 I thought it went very well. 158 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:15,864 No, it didn't. That's what I wanna talk to you about. 159 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,992 Now, just to brief you... 160 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,704 ...I may cry. 161 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,626 But they are not tears of sadness or of anger... 162 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,253 ...but just of me having this discussion with you. 163 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,131 Rachel, please, don't make a scene. 164 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,925 There's nobody here. 165 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,927 Sophie, get in here. 166 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,891 You see? Now you're making Sophie uncomfortable. 167 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,768 She's not making me uncomfortable. 168 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:49,022 Congratulations, you've just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. 169 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,401 Do you want me to quit? 170 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,654 What? What would make you think that? 171 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,157 Well, all of those things you said in the interview. 172 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,452 If you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. 173 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,664 You know what? 174 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:09,584 I am just going to pack up my desk... 175 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,506 ...and I will be gone by the end of the day. 176 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:21,680 Well, I guess there's no use me sticking around till the end of the day. 177 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,807 Wait, wait, wait. 178 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,768 You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. 179 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:32,148 If you must know the truth, I didn't wanna lose a good assistant. 180 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,525 What? 181 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,363 That's why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking. 182 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,198 My drinking? 183 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,244 Oh. I must have said that after you left. 184 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,955 Said what, exactly? 185 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,915 That you enjoy the occasional drink... 186 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,917 ...- ing binge. 187 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,796 Oh, my God. Oh. That is it. I'm leaving. 188 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,299 - You are just a horrible person. - No, wait, wait, wait. 189 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,386 Now, if you're gonna get all sensitive about it. 190 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,929 I don't want to lose you. 191 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,640 What if I create a position for you? 192 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,810 I'll make you assistant buyer in this department. 193 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,731 - Say more things like that. - Um... 194 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,526 You can have your own office and a raise, effective tomorrow. 195 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,904 - I'd need an expense account. - Done. 196 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,991 - And an assistant. - Sophie, get in here. 197 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:29,247 Now it seems like a lifetime, doesn't it? Starting from... 198 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,999 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 199 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,836 I thought you'd be partying with Gandoldorf. 200 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,673 It's Gandalf, and he's not coming. 201 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,177 - So you've been sitting here all morning? - No. 202 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,846 I balanced my checkbook. 203 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,725 Yeah, and I gave first names to all the foosball players. 204 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,021 I can't believe he didn't come. 205 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,483 So what if he didn't come? We can still go out and party ourselves. 206 00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:00,320 Oh, no, you know, with Gandalf, we'd be out all night. 207 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:04,741 Yeah, we'd meet total strangers and hang out with them. 208 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,367 Well, we could do that. 209 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,288 There was other stuff too. 210 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,749 We'll do it all, and better. 211 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,710 Look, after tonight, Gandalf will wanna party with us, dude. 212 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:16,920 Come on. 213 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,881 - Yeah. - Yeah. 214 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,468 - It's not like we don't know how to party. - Yeah. All right. Let's go. 215 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,595 And maybe we could end up on a boat again? 216 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,222 - Yeah! - All right! 217 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,598 Ah! 218 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:32,143 Hey, hey, hey. When were we on a boat? 219 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,103 Remember that really cold morning... 220 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,940 ...when you woke up and those dogs were licking your face? 221 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,775 - Yeah. - Those were seals, man. 222 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,661 Hey, how do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer...? 223 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,955 The owner of Allesandro's came to yell at me... 224 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:55,333 ...but I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef. 225 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,543 Oh, my God. 226 00:13:56,710 --> 00:14:00,922 You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but I'm so happy. 227 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,384 Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen. 228 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,593 Oh, you've waited so long. 229 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,804 - Ha, ha, oh. - Oh. 230 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,431 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. Quick question for you. 231 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,978 How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdale's? 232 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,940 I don't know. It would totally depend on her coloring and... 233 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,984 - You got the job! - Yes! 234 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,028 Oh! You got the job? Why didn't you tell me? 235 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,326 Oh. It's gonna be so great. I'm gonna get to help decide what we sell. 236 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,162 I'm gonna have an office with walls and everything. 237 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,291 - I'm gonna have walls. - Aw. 238 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,794 Is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job. 239 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,045 The wedding reception. 240 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,672 Oh. 241 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,135 Um, Phoebe, I kind of need to talk to you about that. 242 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,805 Um... 243 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:55,727 Well, I think it might be time for me to take a step back from the catering. 244 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,646 - But we've only had one job. - Tsk. 245 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:03,568 I know, but now we have this second one, and it just feels like it's snowballing. 246 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,195 Yeah, what are you saying? 247 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,699 I got offered the head-chef job at Allesandro's. 248 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:14,370 - What? - It's okay, you don't really need me. 249 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,915 You're the cook. 250 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,376 Without you, it's just me driving up to people's houses... 251 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,545 ...with empty trays and asking for money. 252 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,508 All right. 253 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:31,095 But, um, well, I'll pay you back all the money you invested. 254 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,390 - And you can keep the van. - For what? 255 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,437 I can't believe this. I gotta get out of here. 256 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,731 Phoebe, wait a minute. 257 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,362 I'm an assistant buyer! 258 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,411 All right, we'll get a little coffee, get energized, then we'll head back out. 259 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,872 - Yeah, all right. - Okay. 260 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,046 So we're having fun, right? We don't need that wizard guy. 261 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,216 We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers... 262 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,928 ...then after this, we'll go down to the docks and see about that boat thing. 263 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,182 I'm kind of beat. 264 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,226 Actually... 265 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,894 ...me too. 266 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,062 Are you serious? 267 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,271 Yeah. 268 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,190 Thank God. I'm exhausted. 269 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,944 So you guys want coffees? 270 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,280 Yeah, but I don't wanna be up too late, so I'll have a decaf. 271 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,241 Yeah, me too. 272 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,828 Actually, could I get some hot water with a little lemon? 273 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:42,667 I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud? 274 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,920 Oh. I can't hear a word you're saying, my ears are ringing so bad. 275 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,674 Huh. I was glad I brought that extra pair of socks, you know? 276 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,925 I used them as mittens. 277 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,011 I didn't wanna touch a thing in that last place. 278 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,429 Oh. 279 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,768 How sad are we? 280 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,270 Yeah, I know. 281 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,231 You know what? We're not sad. 282 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,734 We're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore, you know? 283 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,402 I'm 29 years old, damn it. 284 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,113 I wanna sit in a comfortable chair, watch television... 285 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,115 ...and go to sleep at a reasonable hour. 286 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,450 - Yeah. - Yeah. 287 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:19,287 Yeah, and I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends. 288 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,496 Yeah. 289 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:25,501 And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath? 290 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,798 We're 29. We're not women. 291 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,684 Oh. There you are. 292 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,937 Hey, I'm glad that you decided to hear me out. 293 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,190 Okay, I'm hearing. 294 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,026 I've been doing a lot of thinking. A lot. 295 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:55,198 And, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses that you can do with your van. 296 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,866 Okay, um... 297 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,620 - You could be a flower delivery person. - What? 298 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,914 Or a bakery delivery person. 299 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,333 Pizza? 300 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,919 Monica. 301 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,838 All right, I got a whole bunch of stuff in this area... 302 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,716 ...but I'm getting the feeling you don't wanna deliver. 303 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,929 - No. - Okay. 304 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,350 I'm guessing if you don't wanna deliver... 305 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,603 ...you probably don't wanna pick up stuff either. 306 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,313 No. 307 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,819 You know what? 308 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,364 - Let's do the catering business. - Really? Are you sure? 309 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,326 Yeah. You know, I made a commitment to you. 310 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,538 - Know what? It'd be fun. - Oh, it will be fun. 311 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,706 - Oh. Yay! - Aw. 312 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,918 Okay. Ooh, let's plan the wedding reception. Okay. 313 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,173 Wow. 314 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,427 You really wanted me to do something with this van. 315 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,018 You know what? I want you to take the chefjob. 316 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,021 - Really? - Yeah. 317 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,315 That's what you really want. 318 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,734 Yeah, I don't wanna be the reason you're unhappy. 319 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,194 That would make me unhappy. 320 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,406 And I really don't wanna be the reason I'm unhappy. 321 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,159 Thank you. 322 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:27,081 Besides, it might be kind of fun to form the new A-Team. 323 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,093 Oh, hi, Mrs. Lynch. Is Joanna in already? 324 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,971 Oh, my goodness. You haven't heard. 325 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,639 Heard what? 326 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,976 Joanna passed away last night. 327 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,812 Oh, my God. How? 328 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,899 Well, she was leaving work, and she was hit by a cab. 329 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,943 Oh, my God. Oh, I cannot believe it. 330 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,363 - I know. - Oh, God. 331 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:04,619 Oh, God. 332 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,997 I didn't realize that you were so close. 333 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,751 Yes. So close. 334 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:19,508 Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time for all of us. 335 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,512 But by any chance, did Joanna send any paperwork your way... 336 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,641 ...before it happened? 337 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,143 No, nothing. 338 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,940 Imagine, if she'd just stepped off that curb a few seconds later... 339 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:39,070 Oh. Yes, yes, just a few seconds and she'd still be with us. 340 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,656 Nothing about an assistant buyer? 341 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,533 I'm sorry. I have to go. 342 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,995 Good morning. 343 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,123 Oh, Sophie, I guess you didn't hear about Joanna. 344 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,792 I sure did. 345 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,842 I'm so excited about having Monica come on board with us. 346 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,846 Although I do feel bad about having fired Chef Emilio. 347 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,766 It is like losing a member of the family. 348 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:13,104 Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. 349 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,358 Tony, Carlos, Marie... 350 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:21,570 ...please tell your father how much we're going to miss him. 351 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,410 Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place. 352 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,496 Well, you all read the review. Ha, ha. 353 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,999 So without much further ado... 354 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:37,295 ...I present to you our new head chef. 355 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:48,222 Um, I just wanna say, uh, that with a pinch of excitement... 356 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,726 ...a dash of hard work, and a dollop of cooperation... 357 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,853 ...we can have the recipe... 358 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,567 Are you going to kill me?